Should I ever go missing, or get lost in dense woods, there will be no problem in locating me. Just send up the helicopter with the "heat seeking" ability, and I'll be found in no time. These hot flashes I'm now suffering will set that monitor off like a 'blinkin' beacon'! (Try saying that 5 times....blinkin' beacon, blinkin' beacon, blinkin' lights, night lights, stars....oooh, pretty sky....where did I get off track...did I mention my memory and attention span are getting shorter too!!) This is just one more reason that getting older SUCKS!! Yesterday I was sitting in the truck checking my e-mails and suddenly...the windows are steamed up, and I'm lunging for the window opener to get some air circulating...and not just to un-steam the windows...I need the air to dry off as it seems I've just been through a sauna. And last night I noticed the early stages of "chicken neck" (no disrespect to the chicken Dean, but just because roosters might find it attractive, doesn't mean I do!!). Where is the justice in life....really....as if birthin' babies isn't a big enough cross for us women to bear! (I know what you're thinking...I never birthed no babies...but as a member of the female gender, don't I get credit for having the parts to do the job??). This menopause crap is really a pain. I'm having a hard time finding the benefits involved...and god knows there can't BE any or men would be lobbying government for the rights to experience it!!
WHAT I LEARNED TODAY: Speaking of government....apparently I should have been paying way more attention to all this 'debt ceiling' hoo-ha (is that 1 word or 2?) in the US..."but why", I said to myself "it's not going to affect me" I thought. Aaaa ha! Wrong again! Who knew that when you live in a duplex and your house-mates don't look after their side, you get frowned upon as well. Seems that's what's happening by the look of my investments. They've taken a HUGE hit over the past 2 weeks. And where is the leader of our country? Off touring. Where you ask? ... to "countries-u-can't-pronounce", followed by "countries-u-never-want-to-visit", and finishing off with "countries-u-can't-find-on-a-map". And where should he be....HOME...making sure my investments don't take any more of a shit-kickin'!!! That scraping sound you are now hearing....is me stepping down off my soap box....yet again!!
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