Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Important tips for using a port-a-potty

1.  Try to "go" only early or late in the day...when it's not stinkin' hot...so the potty won't be stinkin' too!

2.  Always pack your own toilet paper...cause you just never know if there will be any inside.

3.  When you've completed your "business", put the toilet seat cover down BEFORE you pull up your pants...this prevents that ole condition known by the latin name "dropus of cell phonus down the hole-us".  (Don't laugh...it has happened...but thankfully NOT to me!!)

4.  ABSOLUTELY DO NOT...never, ever, ever...look in the hole...I made that mistake on the first trip.....eeewwww yuk!

And most importantly...

5.  Hope you have friends that will supply you with access to their "perm-a- potty"!!  (Thanks Sue and Mike!!)

WHAT I LEARNED TODAY:  The ringer on my cell phone IS loud enough...well, certainly loud enough to wake me from a sound sleep...which it did... this morning.

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